- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

go F*** yourself

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

Justin Bieber.

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

8=> >->-o

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

women's rights

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

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