(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

Logan's gay

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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