What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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arena football

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Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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