How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

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What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

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Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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