- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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