What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Logan's gay

*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

A midget walked under a bar.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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