- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

hey John will you make some copies

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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