why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Anti Joke

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