whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

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What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

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Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Walnut

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When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

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Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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