Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

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Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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