Knock, Knock ...

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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My name is Jeff

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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One day a man walked into a wall

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This is not an anti-joke... A man is walking down a street and see's a small boy crying in an alley. The man walks up to him and asks him "What's wrong little guy?" The boy replies that his family is poor, they just got evicted from there house and his parents decided to kill themselves. The man decides out of guilt to bring the boy home and support him for a few days. Three days later the man see's a note on the couch that says "Thank You..." Signed Jamal. The man sighs and says to himself "Your Welcome." The man walks into his room and see's the boy's body in his closet. He starts hysterically laughing and cries into his pillow for many minutes. When he is done sobbing he asks himself "What could be worst than this?" The man walks to his kitchen asking that question over and over. He reaches into his cabinet and grabs his cereal and pours into his bowl. The boy walks out chuckling and says, "Bye bye..." The man was poisoned and died. Now the boy get's the other cereal out and is about to pour it only to find out it was empty. "Screw the Holocaust this SUCKS!!!!!"

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How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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