What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

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Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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