At least now we know, that most people are not like that, and with that sentence, my desire to see humanity as a whole happy, is dead. Thank you, you have made me realize that for each and every thing positive I have found within myself, I believed that I was simply learning more about how to be an average human being. I admire you, yet as painful it feels not to deny the truth, much of what I admire within you, reminds me of my self. Share that money with me, but as a gift, not as a contract, as a friend, not as someone buying me out, because my values might not be much, but for now, its what remains of the world I sought to create. Let us speak some other time, It was nice meeting you again Red, you always dig your way into my core, where I discover that I am stuck in life because I still sad deep inside, and then you take some of that sadness away.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

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You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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Anti Joke

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