Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Go home, look for the ingredients on which to make proper, delicious lemonade. Afterward, I would go in the front yard, make a stand, then make a sign that says $1.00 lemonade. Then you know make millions on your master-mind plan that no one else ever thought of.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

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roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

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Walnut

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When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

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Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

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a man goes for blood check up ..........his whole hand was frozen >>>>the doctor cuts his finger'''''' he comes outside crying n sits in a chair n cries.............]]]]]] the person near him asks him why is he cryin...he says i came 4 my blood test the doctor cut my finger.the person next to him cried aloud......the person asked y r u cryin>>>>>>>>>>i came her 4 my urine test ..........????????lol

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

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If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

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How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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