- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

bronson watt walks into a bar.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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