A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

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What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

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What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

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why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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