Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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