Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Logan's gay

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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