What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

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What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had just received a call from his family, hearing that his father had just been butchered. He was approaching the farm when an 18-wheeler approached. The tire flew off, hit a candy store, candy flew in the chicken's mouth, and it died of diabetes. However, right before the chicken died he finally crossed the road, not knowing he would get shot by his farmer. The chicken managed to survive the shooting to his right kidney, wiggled to his family, and died in front of his wife.

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

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The Female Orgasm

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

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What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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This sentence is a lie.

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What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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