Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

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Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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