Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

CHORGLUND

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

Neil Lewis

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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