- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

What does water smell like? water.

Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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