- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

So a baby seal walks into a club

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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