If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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OK, so there's this blonde driving down the road in her brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 Lamborghini. She's cruisin' about 95, radio blaring, having a great time. She comes up on this trucker who is carrying a double-wide home and is taking up both lanes. To her disliking, he is only going about 45. To get the point across that she wants to get past, she decides to tailgate him. So, she gets to within a foot of his rear bumper. The trucker looks back and sees her on his ass, and motions for her to get off of it, but to her it looks like a wave and she waves back. Since her first attempt was futile, she decided to get a little closer and begin flashing her headlights, hopefully making herself more visible in the process. Once again the trucker sees her on his ass, and this time motions for her to pull over to the side of the road. The trucker steps out of his vehicle with a chunk of chalk and draws a circle three feet in diameter in the middle of the road. He instructs her not to move until he tells her to. Naive as she was, she agrees to it and steps inside it. The trucker goes back to his truck and pulls out a 50-ounce Louisville Slugger. He walks over to the Lamborghini and beats it, and beats it, and beats it again. When he is done, all that is left is a brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 pile of metal. Satisfied, he throws the bat in his truck and walks over to the blonde. When he gets there, to his astonishment, she is rolling around on the street laughing hysterically. He asks her, "Why are you laughing? I just beat the crap out of your car!!" She is laughing too hard to respond, but between giggles he can make out, "While you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle."

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

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What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

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When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

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ur mum

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

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How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

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Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

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