Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

What stops a train? A missile

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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