Why do black people have white hands and feet? Regardless of race or ethnicity, the skin on the palms and soles of the feet is always less pigmented than elsewhere on the body. In darker skinned people this fact is readily observable, but in light skinned people this feature of human biology cannot normally be discerned by simple visual inspection.

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Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

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what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

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Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

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An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

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*Knock knock* Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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