Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

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what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

What do a black man and an elephant have in common? They are both multi-cellular organisms, they both belong to the kingdom Animalia, the phylum Chordata, and the class Mammalia, they both possess vertebrae, they both move through legged locomotion, they both possess knee joints and they both possess the capacity for altruistic behavior.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

So does Blake

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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