- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

Women's Rights Movement

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

A: Knock Knock B: ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

Obama walks into a hospital....

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

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