- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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