What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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this site is funny.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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poop.

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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japan4.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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Anti Joke

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