There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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a Jew had a small nose

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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Boom.

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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