A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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poop.

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a Jew had a small nose

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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