That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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Dylan Eichas

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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make me a sandwich!

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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