- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

a Jew had a small nose

What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

When life gets you down, make a comforter.

Dylan Eichas

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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