Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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