hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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A man buys free health care...

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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