- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Women's Rights

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

Womens rights

A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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