- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

Caitlyn.

Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

make me a sandwich!

hi hi strager danger

Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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