Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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Women's Rights

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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poop.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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