What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

your social life.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

speak now or forever hold your pee

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

An irish man walks out of a bar

whos district champs not JM

Lil Wayne's rapping career

whats white and sticky glue

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

Who is it?

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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