- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

This joke is the worst joke ever.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

John Cena

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

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