Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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CHORGLUND

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

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Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

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whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

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Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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A woman walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Yes ma'am?". She orders a gin and tonic, but the bartender had gave her two without realising, and so she pays for one only. She starts to contemplate whether to tell the bartender about his error or to just leave it and have a free glass of gin and tonic. However as she is a christian, gluttony is a sin, and she already had enough to drink today. However, she feels the need to have a relaxing drink today, because as she was on her job as a receptionist, when a customer tripped on the last step of the stairs behind her and broke his neck, dying instantly, which deeply saddened her. This later led her to indulge on 3 glasses of red wine in the staff room. She finally concludes after a few moments pondering, to not tell the bartender about his error, and pampered herself with two relaxing glasses of gin and tonic. Her dead, mutilated body was later found in the rubble of a car after a head-on collision with a truck.

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Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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