- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

I dont have a girlfriend

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

How you know when dislextic

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

MOOOOOOOOOOO

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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