- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

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