- Anti Joke

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Obama walks into a hospital....

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.