- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

And Stephen Hawking said.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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