- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

a blond girl walks into a bar

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

tommy is retared

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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