Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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tommy is retared

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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