The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

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Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

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Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

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What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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Women's rights.

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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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Women's Rights

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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