- Anti Joke

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.