why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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Neil Lewis

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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