What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

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what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

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HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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