Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

And Stephen Hawking said.

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

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