How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

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How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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A sober Irish individual.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

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My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

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Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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BIble verses: (secret bible code breaker edition) 90.01: Might thy level of power rise above the scouter of Vegebles 3.14: Thy shall make use of pee 6:9 Oral interaction is good for thee. 9:6: Peter said, lordeth this is no good, then the lordet said, try 6:9 and all was good. 6.66 Calleth upon this number on thy cell to speak with the beast. 9:11 This number shall aid you when in danger if thy have a cell, but not against the fallen by and Al Caida. 8:00 Call upon thy cellphone at no cost. 5.99 Thy use of plays of station three, areth too expensive... Whoops! Amen and RIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACER! 50:50 Thy shall share equally. 6:19: Thy shall use thy wrestling moves well. 20:00 Thy shall noth uset this windows version as it sucketh.' 88:88 Thy shall create four equal snowmen for me. 12.34 Read this and thy shall learn to count til four. 7:77 The number of the luck. X:B0X: It sucketh hard. 3:60 it sucketh far more than the original 9:99 Is the number to defeateth the beast while he is resting upside down 0:13 "and samuel said, but oh lord, I am a teen now!" And the lord agreed and all was good. Ok, I got to decode my bible further, yes indeed!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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