- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Me Neither.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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