- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Punching a baby

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

what is orange? an orange

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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