I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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