Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

Knock knock Fuck off!

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

5 people are walking

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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