- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

kushagra tyagi

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Chuck norris

THE GAME

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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