A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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