- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

A sober Irish individual.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

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