What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

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What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

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Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

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Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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David Cameron

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Anti Joke

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