Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

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What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

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*knock knock* Who's there? ...Who's there?... *opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step*

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What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

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What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

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Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

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IF YOU ARE A GUY: Think about a really hot girl. She has the perfect chest, amazing face, blonde hair, and looks flat out stunning. She takes off her shirt which is very appealing and causes for you to get excited because you might get lucky. She takes off her pants, or skirt depending on the choice that you decided upon when imagining this girl, and is walking towards you in nothing but a bra and panties. She continues to take off her bra and gets on top of you. You passionately kiss and afterwords she whispers in your ear, "are you ready for some of this?" you nod your head and she proceeds to remove her panties. Let's freeze this situation for a moment. Assuming that you would ever be in a situation like that there has to be a catch right? A hidden camera, her husband comes home, a rabbid zombie crashes through the door...something. I am happy to tell you that there are no worries about this because nothing will stop you from making sweet and beautiful love to this woman. So let's get back to the scenario. You not your head and quickly tear off your clothes and begin exploring her body. Now turn her 64 and give her a penis with an amazing amount of pubic hair, make her fat, and submit to this manlady. You ask how this happened? Earlier that evening you took a particularly large amound of LSD, or acid if you prefer, and began tripping out. You began seeing ugly people as hot people, and hot people as ugly people. Your friends were concerned because you were hitting on a tree and started humping it at which you were removed from the party by your date who just so happened to be a fat and ugly hermaphrodite who repeatedly raped you and made you cry in submition to her kinky tactics. Drugs are bad, but they make for interesting stories for your friends to tell their children when they get older at your expense.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

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women's rights

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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KILL WHITEY

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