It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

Female rights.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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What's clear and wet? water

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

Gretta has five legs? -no

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

69.

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

a jew walks out of a furnace

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