What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

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what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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I'm gay.

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

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Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

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Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

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What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

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A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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